Do you think WalMart should start a Christian denomination called Babylon's brotherhood?

They could give 24 hour sermons 7 days a week showing the stores operations of a Bible lesson in the fall of retail store competiton. Everybody could sit in the child seats of shopping carts, people could do their confessions in the fitting room, and everybody can buy their daily bread in the deli. Wow, I see the preacher, Sammie Walton, the Sheik of Arkansas, saying behold if I knock at the door, and ask if you open the door, I will show you my bank account numbers and you will believe that I am the Son of Money.