3 on 3 Basketball team name? (Spokane Hoopfest)?

Hello, I was wondering what names people out there could come up with for a 3 on 3 Basketball team name... I am not looking for names such as the-- "Ballers.." -- I'm looking for Clever, Funny, and names that will make me actually laugh.. And as most of you know, the winner will walk away with 10 points... =P