How do I go see Barack Obama's inaugural address on January 20th, 2009?...serious answers only please?

On television. Or you can just go and try to work your way through the mive crowd and perhaps if you are extremely lucky maybe even hear or see The Messiah himself. Pes to be at the actual event have already been pledged out to big time campaign donors and fundraisers. Unless you were an official volunteer with a connection you can forget about it.